In Monochrome

“The conversion to HFC-free vending machines will produce a dramatic reduction in our greenhouse gas emissions over time,” said Chief Administrative Officer Beard. “This new technology from Coca-Cola supports the spirit of the Green the Capitol program and gives the House staff yet another green option. Through Coca-Cola’s environmental efforts as well as our own, we are setting an example of the greener future we hope to achieve as a nation.”

Good news for women who hate internet porn: Men are increasingly bored with the genre's fake female characters and implausible situations. The bad news: Men are increasingly getting off to actual females they know, via Facebook pictures.

All this according to an informal survey by the Daily Beast's Amanda Marcotte. True, Marcotte's evidence is thin and she might have been trying to gin up a trend story. But the idea that men get off on women to whom they "have a real-life attraction," as one man tells Marcotte, is basically the founding idea behind the social network.